Disenchanted Lullabies

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Jan 17

My Friends are the Best Friends.

  • Facebook -
  • Me: "Went to see Iron Lady with Jeff, Cassie and Chris; confirmed that Chris is the only Liberal I have ever met with absolutely no empathy."
  • Chris: "All I'm saying is that if the poor people have jobs, health care, and are generally happy with their lives, they're less likely to bother me with their protests and strikes!"
  • Me: "If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to want universal healthcare and a free college education, Chris."
  • Chris: "It's a small price to pay for picket-free operas and not finding your Benz overturned and burning after the show."

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